How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Rottweiler: Make me.
4. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
5. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
6. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
7. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
8. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
9. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
10. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.