Para no herir suceptibilidades...

Me tome el trabajito de copiar la letra chica q aparece al final del video (ver entrada anterior: "It's Dildo! It's Dildo!") con los warnings sobre el uso de dildos:

"Some dildos not exactly as shown. Batteries not included. Not to be used as a flotation device. Some animal testing has occurred. Please use a lubricant. Insert rounded end first. Not for use in the shower. May cause choking if used improperly. Vaginal flatulence may ensue. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Discontinue use if irritation or abnormal swelling occur. May induce labour in pregnant women. Dildoe brand dildos have caused cancer in same laboratory animals. Do not use excessive force while inserting dildo. May explode if placed in fire. Dildoe Brand dildos are not intended to replace the male sexual organ, only as a temporary substitute when a penis is not readily available."

It's Dildo! It's Dildo!

Bueno, una cosa llevo a la otra, y el hecho q mi novio este a 9000 km no tiene nada q ver con esto, ok?

Primero leí casualmente en The Grid (un diario super entretenido de Toronto), una nota sobre un DIY dildo (DIY=Do It Yourself). Si, parece q podes comprar un kit, para hacer el dildo que siempre soñaste, del tamaño q quieras y con la decoracion q mas te guste... y si, no se si gira pero al menos vibra (alguna vez se sientieron mas cerca del paraíso q en este momento?). La nota no tiene desperdicio, asi q se las dejo aca.

Despues, llegue a un video instructivo que te explica como fabricar a tu nuevo mejor amigo... aca. Si YA quieren encargar uno, estan a solo 45 dolares y un click de distancia.

Y como no hay dos sin tres... the Dildo song !!! la cancioncita es pegadiza mal, se los advierto antes q le den play!

What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs?
And, makes a buzz-ity sound?
It's long - a schlong - a marvelous dong!
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

What fits in a sock?
Feels better than cock?
And, unlike a man, it's slow
It vibrates a bit
Feels great on your clit
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

It's Dildo! It's Dildo!
It's big - it's fleshy - it's ribbed
It's Dildo! It's Dildo!
Yes, that's right, it's ribbed
 
What fits in your crack?
Some even have sac's?
The penis you don't have to blow
They're not just for gays
They use double-a's (AA's)
Everyone knows - it's dildo!
 
A dildo-dog. A dildo-plane.
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob - they buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys!
 
What makes you cum?
And, fits in your bum?
Some of them even can glow!
A dink! A dink! In marvelous pink!
Everyone knows - it's dildo!
 
A long fleshy tube
Use oil-based lube
Not just for the neighbourhood ho's
For a Girl on the go
With no time for a beau
It makes for the perfect fellow
 
They're dildoes! They're dildoes!
The sex toys that everyone likes!
They're dildoes! They're dildoes!
For gay men and even for dykes!

La utilidad al palo

Bueno, al parecer con mi pre-paid phone de Koodo puedo mandar mensajes ilimitados a Argentina, USA, Urano, etc. pero solo puedo usarlo para llamar los dias multiplos de 3, de 2:45 a 2:47am (hora de Uganda), a países del sudeste asiático. 

En las dos oportunidades q mas lo necesite, el luchador me dejo a pata mal. 

Very disappointing my friend.