domingo, mayo 5

Para no herir suceptibilidades...

Me tome el trabajito de copiar la letra chica q aparece al final del video (ver entrada anterior: "It's Dildo! It's Dildo!") con los warnings sobre el uso de dildos:

"Some dildos not exactly as shown. Batteries not included. Not to be used as a flotation device. Some animal testing has occurred. Please use a lubricant. Insert rounded end first. Not for use in the shower. May cause choking if used improperly. Vaginal flatulence may ensue. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Discontinue use if irritation or abnormal swelling occur. May induce labour in pregnant women. Dildoe brand dildos have caused cancer in same laboratory animals. Do not use excessive force while inserting dildo. May explode if placed in fire. Dildoe Brand dildos are not intended to replace the male sexual organ, only as a temporary substitute when a penis is not readily available."

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