1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.
2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
7. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
8. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
9. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
10. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
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